While there are some restrictions on 900 numbers, with your help your caller can still have a hot, satisfying call!

Due to the fact that 900 numbers are easily accessible by minors, there are limitations on the words we can use on those lines. Listen carefully to your whisper messages - if it's a 900 call, it's important that you remember this throughout the call, and stay within the 900 guidelines.

On your 900 calls, avoid the very expicit, very sexual words listed below. The call can still, however, get very naughty! Just be sure that you don't go further than he's gone first, and don't use explicit words when the conversation does get sexual. HE can say anything he likes, but you can't! Here is a list of some of the main words to avoid, and some alternatives:

There are a million other alternatives, some much sillier (melons, banana) that can keep your caller happy and still allow him to have a lot of fun. If you come up with any other not-too silly alternative words for this list, please let us know and we'll add them!

Remember, your caller can still have a satisfying 900 call!! Only the caller that absolutely HAS to hear the words up above in the left hand column (AND tells you point blank), should ever even have to find out that he called a non- explicit line...

Be creative when avoiding the explicit words... For example, when your caller says, "Tell me to fuck you..." say in reply "Oh yeah, baby - DO IT to me..." or "mmm yes bend me over and GIVE it to me"... phrases like that are very effective and keep him happy, but keep you within the 900 call guidelines.

If you've tried everything you're allowed to do but your caller is still not happy, and he actually says something like "Hey why aren't you talking dirty to me?" only then should you tell him that you'd LOVE to talk just as nasty as he likes, but since he dialed a 900 number, you have to be a bit careful... BUT if he has a credit card or a checking account, he can call you at 1 800 GET LAID (and your extension number) and you can be as explicit as he likes.

Referring him to 1 800 GET LAID is only to be done as a last resort.

Always try to keep your caller 900 lines - don't refer hot-sounding callers to the 800 line immediately! Every time someone hangs up from one of our calls, we risk him not calling again. So be sure that you've tried to keep him on the 900 call with what you ARE allowed to do, before referring him to the 800 line.

Only the caller who insists that you say a particular explicit word, or a caller who is complaining that you aren't talking dirty enough should hear that he's called a restricted line. Here are some examples of ways to save a "hot" call:

Caller: Tell me to fuck you!

You: Mmmm yeah baby do it to me... I have my long, tanned legs wide open and my panties off...

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Caller: Tell me about your pussy...

You: Well, it's pink and sweet and tight, and completely shaven... do you like that or do you prefer a little landing strip?

Often, this will work! If it does not, and he HAS to hear explicit words, here's a good way to handle him:

Caller: Why won't you tell me to fuck you!?

You: Oh I'm sorry... it's not that I don'ttalk that way - I actually LOVE to talk very dirty! But I have to be a little careful what I say on this line... do you have a credit card, or can you pay by check? I have another number you can dial where there are no limitations... if not we can still have a lot of fun here! Are you still stroking it?

If he doesn't have a credit card or checking account, he'll often decide to just "work with you" on the 900 line... if he does have a credit card, definitely give him your extension number - tell him that once he's entered his information and is int the system, he should press 3 at the menu to enter your extension and go straight to you...

If you have any additional questions regarding what's permitted on 900 numbers, just ask!

Because our 900 lines are accessable simply by dialing a phone number, we get more minors on these lines than on any of the others. DO NOT TALK TO MINORS OR ANYONE WHO DOES NOT SOUND AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE. If you think your caller is under 18 - click here for some things you can do to help you to know for sure...